think the middleman forgot about this year’s holiday?
Falalalala falalalala holla!
(Source: missleslieknope, via communitythings)
so - according to a poll conducted by the kind folks over at “goshyesthemiddleman”, there seems to be some demand for middleman crossover fanfic…
…and while i have publicly stated that i am more or less done writing stories for the middleman and wendy… well… what the hey, it’s christmas, and i suppose that technically, this isn’t so much a middleman story as it is a fanfic for another character…
disclaimers - please forgive any runaway typos, as this was something of a lark, and any bizarre formatting resulting from the transfer of words from pages to tumblr’s cumbersome text editor…
this fanfic is rated PG for the wanton use of the expression “jump his bones.”
i think this is my first adventure time fan art
Jim Carrey's website has hypnotized me